(via uhmore)
pizza = Pi × z² × a
Client: “We really love the design! However, can you make our website less cutting-edge? Our clients aren’t really that good at using the Internet and won’t use all of the bells-and-whistles.”
Me: “What are you referring to specifically?”
Client: “We don’t need the login area. None of our customers will use that.”
Me: “OK, well it is an e-commerce store so I’m not quite sure how you’re going to get paid without being able to identify the client.”
Client: “Well, you’re the designer and you’ve done a great job so far so I’m sure you can figure something out. Look at Google! You don’t have to login to their site and they’re making tons of money!”
Funny enough, there *is* some truth to this, and I’ve bought from plenty of sites that have never required me to log in.
Somebody on the internet did a great thing. They put my version of Ice Cream Paintjob over the real video and it’s a wonderful delight.
